Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

toesie famine

A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.

Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!

Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.

by binx117 February 27, 2009

White Toes

White nail polish on toes is for pretty hoes..

•Guy- What’s up with all these girls with these white toes?

•Guy-Man you haven’t heard the saying?

•Guy-No.. What does it mean?

•Guy-WHITE TOES IS FOR PRETTY HOES❗️Only pretty bitches wear white toe nail polish.

by BamaGuh April 8, 2021

humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

popsicle toes

when a person has really cold toes.
usually they try to warm them up by sticking their feet on and/or under a warmer person.

"get your feet off me! you have popsicle toes!"

by el-vis February 11, 2008

pink toes

What a man calls a white girl he has sex with.

I tapped some pink toes last night.

by Weedmang69 June 29, 2008

Monkey Toes

Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.

Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.

by freegroove May 10, 2009