tottenham

a district in northern london

home to yet another banter football club, whom they also hate.

THEY HAVENT WON A TROPHY, SINCE 2008!

yikes, tottenham lost again.

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 31, 2022

Totma

Totma has a silent crush on Franczak! <3

Totma has a big crush on Franczak but he likes to be secret about it :3

by Franczak January 8, 2023

tottari

Tottari is an Icelandic word that we use for a person giving a blowjob.

shit þessi gella er svoo góður tottari
English: shit that girl is so good at giving blowjobs

by poopypoop123 January 16, 2023

Tottenham

shit

what do we think of Tottenham?
SHIT
what do we think of shit?

TOTTENHAM

thank you
THATS ALRIGHT

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

by urakiddiefiddler January 26, 2023

totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Totter

An absolute idiot/moron/bitch/twat who's most likely obsessed with tots!

*someone hits your car with theirs*
You out of the car window: "oi! You fucking totter!"

by Ley H March 9, 2023

totted squathoe

A person whom is sexually attracted to owners of squatted trucks/ well known within squatted truck community.

“Naw bro she ain’t relationship arterial she’s just a totted squathoe”

by 4pointstn August 17, 2024