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toilet perfectionist

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet
by Barney July 7, 2016
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toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud
Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!
by Caleb the man October 29, 2007
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toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.
"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

poop staincrapdo doshitfecal
by Moshae Music June 9, 2010
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toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo
by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016
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Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 5, 2008
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Toilet Hugging

V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.
She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.
by Mandrew! July 30, 2008
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toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish
Captain craw dad is a toilet licker
by Also5 November 19, 2017
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