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Road Diamonds

n.

The result of clear "traveler" beer bottles post drinking on long car trips. Especially evident around large signs displaying distances to locations (or "score boards") and can range in sizes from near full bottles to absolute dust depending on variables such as local speed limits, build quality of road furniture and skill level / level of intoxication of bottle ejector.

Also -

Road Emeralds - green bottles
Road Rubys - brown bottles
Broc -"This is a work car, don't just throw bottles on the floor!"

Fish - "Time to make some Road Diamonds!"
by fewlish November 16, 2009
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load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
by Killer9080 December 29, 2013
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Road-Bagging

When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.
My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.
by DeviousDrinkers October 3, 2023
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Back road

In the Caribbean where prostitutes hang out to get pick up by someone
Man 1: yow mi guh round a back road last night and pick up thickass

Man 2: say word
by Pmoys@yesman1276 February 18, 2020
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lonesome road

A badass dlc for Fallout New Vegas,telling more about the mysterious protagonist The Courier
Jim: "Kyle WYD"
Kyle:"Just killing tunnelers"
Jim:"Wut"
Kyle:"Just got the badass DLC for New Vegas lonesome road its pretty dope"
Jim:"Oooooooh ok , soooooooo WYD"
by BadtotheRiot43 February 10, 2017
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Road snack

When you eat a girls pussy when she's driving.
"Melissa was driving while Jake gave her road snack."
by Orange fingers May 8, 2014
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road cock

When your cock gets, like, shrivelled when you're in a road trip or driving for a while y'know?

- William
"Yeah bro, I'm gonna get hella road cock when I go up to the Gold Coast."
- Khan
by notconga January 13, 2022
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