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First To Third

Skipping second gear in a manual-transmision vehicle in order to receive a comfortable Blow Job.
That chick that i picked up at the bar was kinda fat... so I had to pull the 'ol First to Third.
by Team T.I.U. May 3, 2010
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third string

A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.
Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.
by authOOr July 7, 2006
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third world

a name that is used for a friend that is from a country that is not up to stardards of the western world.
buddy u have no running water? what are u, third world?
by Souvannarath December 17, 2008
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third base

Controversially debated, but the modern accepted definition of 'Third Base' is both Fellatio and Cunnilingus.

Fellatio being oral sex performed on a male, involves a penis being placed into ones mouth, commonly known as a headjob, sucking off or a blowjob, although one generally does not blow when performing.

Cunnilingus being oral sex performed on a female, involves a tongue entering a vagina, commonly known as licking out and eating out.
Late Tuesday night, Mike drove Jen to make out point in his newly imported supra, once there Mike managed to reach third base for the first time with Jen when Mike licked Jen's vagina. Jen had never given anyone a blowjob before and decided she would perform one on Mike the same night. That night Mike and Jen reached 3rd base both ways.
by ambulance_x December 9, 2008
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Third grade bully

1: A bully from a third grade class
2: Someone who you remember from that you used to dislike but laugh about now.
My wife said the name reminded her of the third grade bully but we decided to name our baby Graham anyway.
by milkncookies September 24, 2005
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Third Party Ro Sham Bo

Newest form a Ro Sham Bo. This form uses a third person to play "kicker". The kicker is used to equalize kicks enabling a sense of fairness to degrees of pain endured.
The Kickers kick are equal in caliber of force as opposed to standard RSB which puts the man with stronger legs in favor, as well as leaves kicking force unregulated.
The third party kicker must be unbiased towards the two opponents or hate them both equally.
Saturday night was insane! We all got drunk and later on Tim and Pete had some kind of dispute.The crowd then called out for RO SHAM BO! The two opponents agreed, but only if it was "Third Party Ro Sham Bo", and everyone threw down $5 to watch.
John, acting as Ref, nominated Christina to be Kicker. Christina kicked both opponents with equal strength repeatedly for what seemed like forever...Eventually Tim whimpered in defeat, and Pete received the winnings. The winnings was a hand job from Christina, who then got all the spectator $$$
by Adust November 2, 2007
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sir fagmire the third

a name for any rich white guy that is also a little fag.
"your clothes dont match man, you little Ragamuffin!"
"shut the fuck up sir fagmire the third, you little bitch!"
by Bishop June 21, 2006
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