The Walrus Shuffle

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!
Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance
by dMFk December 14, 2014
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one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011
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West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
by The raging red monster February 27, 2008
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size of a small walrus

Used to describe something grotesquely large.
That man has a mustache the size of a small walrus
by i drive the bus October 28, 2004
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Walrus RP Syndrome

When you're roleplaying but you suddenly get too involved with the lore and logic of the world and trying to make everything fot together perfectly
We wanted to play DnD, but got Walrus RP Syndrome and ended up spending hours talking about the hierarchy of Kobold society
by The True Mathias April 7, 2022
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double backed walrus

A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation
Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep
by Bertyl December 28, 2015
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Wagon across the Walrus

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
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*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

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"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen
by Holygiant December 7, 2009
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