tree weed

East London definition for an apple

That was a very tasty tree weed I just ate

by Eugenio May 27, 2005

the leaky tree

it is the act in where you cover your dick in maple syrup and fuck a girl in the ass. then let the maple syrup pour out her ass and you pour it on your pancakes

Dude1: How was sex with your girlfriend
Dude2: Good we did the leaky tree
Dude1: Awesome

by jcoolawesome February 21, 2018

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

hittin trees

inhaling marijuana smoke

i have fun when im hittin trees

by vasso December 31, 2006

Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.

That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.

by Seadragon00 January 11, 2021

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

by rockwidit04 October 24, 2011

rubber tree

A small tree in a planter with condoms (rubbers) on it given to couples as a gift/gag gift.

My father gave us a rubber tree at our wedding.

by honestgrove July 15, 2014