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Skinny Chicken

Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.

Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.

Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."
by raeb3 August 31, 2017
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skinny jeans

ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf
man 1: ew who is that
man 2: thats skinny jeans. hes ugly
man 1: i can see that
by idontlikeugoaway February 12, 2023
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skinny penius

A penius that is small and skinny.
by NXTFighter November 16, 2017
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skinny slipping

When a person have the urge to lather themselves in Vaseline/Lube and slid into or on things
He's skinny slipping right into her tonight
by Cardiovascular disease February 26, 2017
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skinny juice

otherwise known as water. you can consume it and become a sKiNnY LeGeNd like our queen raini rodriguez by drinking it
person 1: hey person 2! what are you drinking?
person 2: oh, just some skinny juice
person 1: yum
by thestoryof_hArRyPoTtEr May 28, 2020
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Da Skinny

2 meanings:

1. Something said to have been dropped on some loser when you make a fool of them or beat them at something (if you want to hype yourself up)

2. 'Da Skinny' is whatever's going on at the time.
1. We dropped da skinny on those bitches!!
2. What's da skinny?
by Dodgy Dave January 14, 2008
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Skinny Pedro

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.
Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.
by CruelParsley October 11, 2019
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