broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.
My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”
by BroJules December 12, 2021
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Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.
Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.
by moesyzslak May 04, 2019
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Mouth Wrestled

I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.

As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.

I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.

Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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Mouth butter

The viscous, disgusting gunk that collects on one's lip after;
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.

Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.
"Ugh, I've got mouth butter. This shit is gross."
by SuperRank March 09, 2010
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Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.
1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.
by tycoon34 January 04, 2011
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Popsicle Mouth

When a girl has a sucking ability so great, she can suck your dick like sucking a popsicle.
Yourself: Hey man, how was Thotisha last night?
The Homie: Bro, she had that popsicle mouth.
Yourself: So was it because she's talented or is your dick small?
by IG10 March 03, 2018
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Banana Mouth

The tendency for some people to make clicking and wet sucking sounds while talking, as if the person is eating a banana.
A long Zoom call, high quality headphones, and the presenter's severe banana mouth was a torturous combination.
by ElementalP January 21, 2021
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