Warm Jar of Mayonnaise

When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.

Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.

by FASTASSCRASS June 24, 2007

"dick in a jar" syndrome.

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

by arjo_reich December 21, 2007

tard jar

One who enjoys a nice salted rim and is a tard.. aka Stacy

Man I can believe that tard jar Stacy likes those salted rims..

by ArmChairEmperor March 18, 2004

peanut butter jar

A Peanut Butter Jar is the anus

Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.

by Tommy R June 05, 2005

Open a Jar of Pickles

To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.

Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?

by goody5 December 09, 2010

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

of Jar-Jarian aptitude

When and action or statement is so ridiculously stupid or un needed.

When you get knifed in the back..5 times in a row on Black ops. It is a fail of jar-jarian aptitude

by that guy without pants on May 14, 2011