beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.

Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.

by Jennifried Shardluck May 20, 2018

Booger Brushes

Mustache hair that is grown in the middle of the upper lip, that when the upper lip is extended upward and outward, can remove loose boogers from the nasal canals.

Dude you have a booger hanging from your nose! No problem, I can use my Booger Brushes to get it!

by GoudaCheese May 15, 2016

soyed booger

A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!

Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!

by Koala from Havana January 29, 2019

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015

booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.

Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?

by mattthewlondon August 8, 2017

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019