Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

Scum Bastard

basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast

"oi ya scum bastard!"

by northenman December 28, 2020

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

stinkbutt bastard

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006