Bob:Ohh look at me MAYT i is well good and i get all the ladies with these massive muscles.
Trever:Ohh arn't you just Ted Rock.
Trever:Ohh arn't you just Ted Rock.
by Ben4th August 11, 2008
The misconception that a murderer couldn't be the real culprit, because of how beautiful they are. Most commonly seen with teen girls on apps like TikTok
"I heard James Campersonly was arrested for murder. Belle said he must be innocent because he looks pretty."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."
by IanNBF April 08, 2023
by HoppyGoth July 23, 2023
When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
by pertygolfer January 05, 2023
I fucked ted
*Silence*
*Silence*
by ambro the greatest April 24, 2022
Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
by GuitarMelody June 08, 2014
Originating from a forum post on Bungie.net, where someone made a post about being "One shotted by a 295". One can assume autocorrect changed "One shotted" to "One Shot Ted". This has become a meme in the Destiny community.
by Time & Relevant Queef in Space April 29, 2016