the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner
Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.
by Elmore Daniels January 7, 2023
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