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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.
ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
by cloud surfer April 25, 2010
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French swagger

A word describing a time when someone looks foreign and beautiful.
Oh my, he is such a geezer, he is a French swagger!
by evaurs June 24, 2021
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Swagger Nap

Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger
Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.
by Gino Smiley October 26, 2011
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Swagger

Looking cool, fly, awesome, epic
Michael is the definition of swagger.
Anna has no swagger.
by Yawyeethatmeat November 20, 2019
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flippin swagger

A friend who is kind of kool but is also a prick at times.

Pronounced~ (flip - in - sway - er)
by Alrock2004 September 9, 2023
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Swagger Jackson

Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.
The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.
by FOTB June 17, 2021
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