Toaster Strudel Slap

When cum on a girls ass and slap her on the ass saying “good game”

I was drunk and totally toaster strudel slapped this girl last night

by Toasterstrudels July 25, 2020

Two Night Stride

Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.

Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.

by Mickey Brewster August 23, 2011

David Copperfield Strudel

A sex act where one person sits on another persons face and poops. No one eats the poop.

Chris totally David Copperfield Strudelled all over Rebecca last night, she loved it cause shes a dirty bitch.

by mizzymoemoney November 14, 2012

a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".

Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".

by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

stradinger

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

by knuj92 April 25, 2011

Toaster Strudel

A Code-term used by teenagers in the East coast, for consuming vast amounts of Alcohol, to become drunk.

This term is helpful to teenagers if they would like to make a plan in front of adults.

This Code Term is used in the form of, want. See example.

"Hey Joe, I want some Toaster Strudel right now."

by aidsguy2 September 29, 2009