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napoleon striker

When you’re fucking a bitch and you blow your load up her nostrils and scream “VOTE FOR PEDRO
“What happened to your nose Susy?” “I went on a tinder date with this random guy and he gave me a real hefty Napoleon Striker!”
by Rick Chovski July 9, 2018
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Anti-Gary Strike Force

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)
Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"
by Lieutenant Vulcan May 2, 2005
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strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.
Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"
by keith-tastic May 22, 2008
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pimp-stripes

aka pin-stripes.
They're some crazy pimp-stripes you're wearing there.
by ra November 26, 2003
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shithead-strike

possibly male with an unusual fetish for Ed, Edd and Eddy. most likely to be a dickhead found farming. Usually has no peers.
That Oliver guy is a right shithead-strike, he needs to get a life!
by spanishlovingfagoli May 10, 2009
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Air Strike

The act of Person A ejaculating onto Person B from an aerial position
Marcus performed an Air Strike by leaping high into the air and releasing his load upon the unsuspecting boy's face.
by Psychic Octopus June 20, 2011
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preemptive gay strike

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.
Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.
by jwgrooves August 17, 2010
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