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ben stock

a tall male normally quite full of himself making status' that no one really cares about. Girls tend to like him but some would question why as he is a bad friend and tends to dance in a strange manner in the hope of getting a girl while of course everyone around him is discussing how funny he looks
hey look over there
oh yeah its ben stock dancing
also known as doing a stock
by davey baby May 14, 2015
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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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Stocked

1. (Slang)- for when something is full like your inventory, the fridge, or when someone is ultra muscular( see yoked) or when a team against you is better and has no more openings to flip sides.
"Damn bro! This round we are getting clapped, the other team is hella stocked!"
by Greatnessdefined December 13, 2022
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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Stock

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
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Stock transfer

When one gay guy poops into another mans butt hole.
Rhys performed a stock transfer on his boyfriend last night.
by Really lad?! June 18, 2021
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