Getting your steps in

Jarking off or maturbating. Based on the fact that you have a watch that says how many steps you have and if you sake it like you are jacking off your steps go up.

A days not complete without getting your steps in.

by Littleoldladywho June 21, 2016

stipend

(verb) to take or get up on something belonging to someone else, usually a friend or acquaintance

John: "Where'd you get up on those grapes?"

Terrance: "Man, I stipended that shit from your mother's refrigerator."

Raynor: "Shit, I'ma stipend your mother's asshole this weekend."

by pkwanderson September 30, 2008

stims

n: a female pedophile, especially one that keeps her victims in her basement

That stims kicked that little boy in the shin and made him wait for the punchline.

by smay November 22, 2003

ships

short for championships

we're going to ships!!

by swagmaster__ February 28, 2015

Rocket ships

Another word for abnormally shaped breasts that are owned by a woman. This leads to an inability to breast feed, and reduced pleasure during sexual intercourse. Men find rocket ships very physically unappealing, and often try to avoid bitches with rocket ships (even if the are big).

Thomas: Waddup, Homie?
Robarts: Nuthin' much dawg. I juss saw a fyne feemail frum da backside, but wen shee turnd around when I tryed ta grope hur, she had fuckin' huge-asss rocket ships that looked like fuckin' milk cartons!
Thomas: Wow, Well did you bang dat bitch?
Robarts: Fuck NOE!!! Bitches wid rocket ships gotta buy love, and da woomen pai mii!!

by Cumming Half Earlobe Neurotics December 8, 2006

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

1. No sex at all
2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc.
3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it.

by Soltar October 21, 2003

Stipster

A hipster who spends their whole day at Starbucks on their MacBook or ipad drinking coffee or eating a muffin. They usually are staring intently on their computer screen and will look at anyone who walks inside the store and mean mug before returning to what they are looking at.

Brad Peet: Ugh this is why I never like coming to Starbucks. There are always these annoying rude looking hipsters. We should've just went to chipotle and feast there.

Bradley Coopare: They aren't hipsters they're stipsters. Starbucks hipsters. They ruin my day too with their tude.

by antihipster1 September 7, 2013