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Still Ewe

"Still Ewe" - Unleash Your Inner Ass Hole on the Greens....That's a dead sheep

Welcome to the epitome of golf rebellion – "Still Ewe." This ain't your granddad's golf apparel; it's a call to arms for the mavericks on the course. The name, a brazen twist on "still you," captures the essence of unapologetic individuality, letting you declare, "That's a dead sheep"! (Still Ewe) ((Still you))

The logo, a bold silhouette of a dead sheep, screams defiance, challenging the status quo of traditional golf wear. Still Ewe thrives on edginess – from golf tees that taunt convention to sleek hats that kick conformity to the curb.

This is more than golf apparel; it's a rebellious attitude draped in threads. "Still Ewe" is a reminder that, no matter what, your buddies will remind you it's still your turn. So, gear up, embrace the grit, and let the world know that "Still Ewe" is here to redefine the game – and look damn good doing it.
(Your buddy cranks a hosel-rocket on the green and hes still up...you shout) "That's a dead sheep" (a still Ewe)
by Dead Sheep Golf February 23, 2024
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If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024
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Still writin' in my diary

Keeping a low profile...staying to yourself.
Q: How ya maintainin'?
A: Still writin' in my diary!!
by Greezy's_Princess August 6, 2018
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Still Topside

That guy tried to claim his mom had died, but she’s still topside.
by Quantum leaps September 23, 2021
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GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.
now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**
by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022
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The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
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