Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Alabama Steamer

A buckwheat crepe.

Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."

by billybee69 February 24, 2011

English Steamer

When having a sleep over and someone passes out early. Tape a Tea Bag to said persons forehead and pee on them. That way you are making them a fresh Batch of PeeTea that will sure to piss over whoever your peeing on.

At Taylor's B-Day party, Tim fell asleep and we all decided to give him a English Steamer to wake him up seeing as how he fell alseep first.

by halo3nerd June 25, 2008

McGoldrick Steamer

The act of taking a poop in a sock - then throwing the sock at someone's face

Since juddy passed out early, I gave him a McGoldrick steamer.

by santa420 March 22, 2009

Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Charleston Steamer

To shit on sex partners face after they have fallen asleep.

Michelle woke up to a charleston steamer from Dale.

by mbjdrj March 13, 2010