Crap Stacking 

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

Crap Stacking by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Shalking 

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

Shalking by Gelatini May 19, 2011

text stacking 

v. When person "a" sends multiple texts to person "b" without giving time for person "b" to read and/or reply between texts.

Occasionally a reply can be started by person "b", but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person "a".

Frequently occurs when person "a" is bored at work and has nothing better going on.

"Andrew is text stacking me...again"

Inbox: 3 new messages from Andrew
Received: 10:32:10 pm, 10:32:13 pm, 10:32:15 pm.

text stacking by jvtinspiredbyvorn September 15, 2010

Smalking 

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

Smalking by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

stacking breaks 

When you're a really funny stand-up comedian and you have to pause for many consecutive laugh breaks.

Wow, that comedian is funny! He has been stacking breaks all night.

stacking breaks by theoriginal1234 April 19, 2018

Swalking 

The act of repeatedly swearing while talking without knowing what you’re actually saying.

Yo my dude got fired after swalking during a customer service call. The guy is a fucking madman

Swalking by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures

John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

facebook stalkin by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009