Spadgecock

A 'spadgecock' is a name used for a dirty penis in the South-West of England.

'I hear he never washes after sex, he's a right spadgecock.'

by Magnazoid July 23, 2009

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by Tcock March 19, 2008

spadge

man fat
jizz
cum
The result of leaving the safety off the pump action yoghurt rifle.

Once every dwarf had done his bit,
And mixed spadge filled her quim,
Had Snow White sneezed or coughed or laughed,
All seven would have to swim.

by dr joff December 1, 2007

spludge

To get cum and shit on at the same time.

Bro as she was going down on me i fucking spludged all over here, true story.

by Trinitylynn December 9, 2012

sudge

Literally to suck on fudge. Usually used as a less vulgar word for suck.

"You sudge," Davey said to Boochie.
"Hrey!" he replied, "No you're a boochie!"

by rko September 1, 2008

Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

Spludge

The act of having water rise up your crotch, particularly after getting off of a water ride.

After I got off of the Wavebuster I was spludged so bad that I couldnt go to work.

After I went out with Tommy's mom last night I got spuuuudged so bad that I couldnt walk.

See also: Enima

by JcupBoodro July 28, 2010