Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex

Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane

by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025

Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

Spastik Autiggasaurus

Spastik Autiggasaurus is an up-and-coming nu metal band founded in 2025 in the city of Toowoomba, Queensland. It consists of lead singer Z. Barford and bassist/guitarist A. Ryan (two spastik autiggasauruses).

The music will be inspired by the energetic vocals from Fred Durst's Limp Bizkit, and will contain retarded shit from songs like Twist by Korn. Keep in the loop for our first album, Skids on the Bowl!

'Autiggasaurus' - Autistic Nigga Dinosaur

Dumbass 1: Yo bro let's listen to some local music.
Goated ass nigga: Yea the only possible choise is the up and coming band Spastik Autiggasaurus!
Dumbass: Nigga sybau like who the fuck even is that
Goated ass nigga: Yea nigga you aint know shit, they be peak as hell

by The Spastik Autiggasaurus August 28, 2025

rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 21, 2017

juan sostre

The big and the king of all niggas, he likes to fuck other chicks from the block and he gots STDs

Juan Sostre likes to fuck a lot.

by Sostre May 13, 2018

Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.

Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021