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spooning

when two or more people lay next to each other as spoons would in a drawer
krista likes spooning with shane and talking about it alllll the time.
by sebastian@cheerful.com August 22, 2005
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Shooting the Gutter

In essence, fucking the asscrack. In some areas of the nation this term is known as "Butt Sex Light".

Origin: 16th Century Dutch saffron merchants.
Though Chad's initial thoughts were to stick it in the stink, he pussed out and instead shot the gutter. (It should be noted, that when it was all over Chad was in a position to return home to his wife without any obligation to wash his genitals.)
by C. Krueger Ivy League October 5, 2004
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Spooning

Stabbing your sexual partner in the crotch with a spoon.
“Me and Rebecca were spooning all night that it actually bent”
by CluelessFurry69 June 1, 2018
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piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.
Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor
by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008
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Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.
I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable
by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018
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shooting

The term used for when two people are dissing or making fun of each other, in a matter of fun.
OHh are they ShootiNg?!?
by GReg.A May 24, 2005
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spooming

spooming: the act of anal pentration by a SySop to a male mod. leaves moderator with ass full of pasta
mod takes it in the rear while SySop spooming time bitch! screams 'yo white, Ben Affleck!'
by VAMPIRE_ March 4, 2009
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