splatter

usually meaning 'squish' or 'shatter', just with a liquid, and not a solid

The jello splattered all over the floor.

by Drako June 28, 2003

text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.

1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!

by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009

slottle

the rubbing together of female genitalia. The opposite of snoodle.

The women were slotting at the city park.

by b king October 22, 2003

splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

by ginzberg March 5, 2004

Splittin' the difference

When a person has their pants pulled up way too far.

Wow, Vance sure is splittin' the difference today, what a douché.

by deatheclipsed May 6, 2010

Slotted pig

Another name for a money box that is pig shaped.

Person 1: Where's my Slotted pig?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My money box with coins in it!

Person 2: Oh, it's on your coffee table.
Person 1: Thanks.

by Hubert J Farnsworth July 10, 2010

splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

by Rid3r August 13, 2012