Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Sperm Junky

A guy or gal that enjoys swallowing sperm. Quite possibly the same guy or girl does this several times at the same party.

That bitch/twink is a real sperm junky.

by FatBurrito September 25, 2010

Sperm Bank

The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.

The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

waste of sperm

Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019

stupid sperm

a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever

you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby

by djdido September 1, 2010

Sperm Rub

Another word or term for a handjob. A handjob is when another person jack's off anthers penis.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.

Guy 1: Nice.

by Start Up March 30, 2012

sperm gut

The stomach of a noticeably pregnant woman.

Lenny met that girl like 6 months ago, now's she's got a sperm gut. You do the math.

by vdog September 13, 2008