speed sticking

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.

"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."

by nin_man July 13, 2012

t-speed

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.

That guy always moves at t-speed.

by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011

Speed Duel

1) A type of duel between 2 individuals on d-wheels (a type of motorcycle) involving the use of yugioh cards and speed counters. A special rule involves banning the use of spell cards, which in turn are replaced with speed spell cards, which use speed counters to activate their effects.
2) A special type of yugioh duel used in Japan which involves special rules:
5 card extra deck
20-30 card main deck
4000 life points
3 monster zones

3 spell/trap zones
(This is similar to the duel links playing style)

I challenge you to a speed duel!!!

by S.H.A=NoWeakness April 12, 2017

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017

speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.

I got pulled over for going California Speed.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021