spam sandwich

A tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of South Pacific Asian Meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.

The spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

by mel&moe December 29, 2004

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

spalm

To apply ointment or lubricant to the undercarraige of ones self to prevent chafing and or sores

Before going running, penelope spalmed her nether regions to avoid chafing from her ass cheeks rubbing together,

by the a. h. January 16, 2006

spamalope

Close relative to the antelope and wooly Albertan rhino. Resembles large peice of canned spam with legs, head and tail. Can be seen loping across the savannah alone, no need to travel in packs for predators prefer real meat.

The spamalope quietly grazed as a nearby lion surveyed with disgust.

by elisha and alex October 2, 2005

Spam you

Sending random nonsense messages to friends and family, but meant in a fun,and loving, non threatening way.

Dad : Hey feel free to send me pixof you and my granddaughter anytime.
Daughter : ok daddy.. I'll 'SPAM YOU' from time to time..

by Spiced Boogaloo November 30, 2014

SPAM

Sliced Processed Alien Meat

I want to slice and process some alien meat, I'll call it SPAM!

by An Anime Nerd June 25, 2017

Spam

SPAM may stand for "Small Pointless Annoying Messages" and sometimes the "S" means "Stupid."

Spam is what n00bs use on chatboards. Posting BUMP (Bring Up My Post), or posting "S" as the topic and "hahahahahaha" as the message, this is also spam. Chain letters as well, are spam.

It is also refered to as Junk Mail you get in e-mail.

I get over fifty spam mails a day!

Stupid n00bs, posting spam everywhere we look!

by Kitty Love July 30, 2006