Spanky

The sex.

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex

by callmehyoclairebear November 24, 2010

spanky

A man who is nothing more than a play thing or toy...

Never capitalized unless it's the beginning of a sentence.

Spanky is not a person...he's an object of desire; a possession; a treat you eat without guilt but can throw away if you're full and don't want to eat it all...

It's been a while...think I may give spanky a call.

I've had a hard day, I need some spanky.

Damn, spanky!

...and any other example any woman needs for a spanky ; )

by Mamma Kat November 21, 2010

SandyWackoff

N:

1.When a man would rather use sand to lubricate his penis than have sex with you.

2. To be fat, ugly, lazy and entirely repulsive.

3. When even four legged animals wont come near you.

Damn Matt, how could you have married that SandyWackoff without realizing what a scrunt she was??

by KickassCentralQueen March 11, 2005

Sandy Taco

To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.

She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco

by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010

Ass Shandy

Used to describe the usage of the rectum as a cocktail glass. One may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said Ass Shandy. Also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.

Holy shit man did you see 'lost' the other night, that kid walt is gonna be turned into some pirate's ass shandy!

I ain't fuckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i'll be made into some badger boy's ass shandy!

by russell road crew June 14, 2006

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003

Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006