Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Spaghetti Flinger

A derogatory term for an Italian-American or an Italian immigrant who exemplifies stereotypes biggoted Americans tend to believe in.

When Samantha took her Milanese fiance home to met her parents and he made repeated snobby remarks about their trailer, her mom lost it finally and said,"Get out of my motorcoach, you greasy Spaghetti Flinger!"

by Gabriella Isabella October 9, 2008

A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016

spaghetti duo

BEST DUO (REAL)

"spaghetti duo is the best duo"
"I agree"

by grogmister October 20, 2021

Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.
The comfort or rest to a tiring day.

You are my jolly spaghetti.

by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018