Splenda Bitch

Someone who is so fake to the point where you don't even know what they're trying to be.

Girl 1: Oh my God, is that Becca?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah, she's such a splenda bitch.
Girl 1: Agreed!

by professional hoe December 4, 2015

Splenda Stepdad

A cheap sugar daddy

"John was such a splenda stepdad, he hardly bought me anything."

by 23232323232 April 5, 2016

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016

Slender Syndrome

When a person is quiet when they walk. This usually leads to the person with Slender syndrome to scare the living hell out of any unsuspecting victim who doesn't hear them coming.

Person 1- Dude, that girl over there scared the hell out of me the other day.

Person 2- How? She looks so innocent and nice.
Person 1- She has Slender Syndrome. She's innocent and nice but quiet as hell. Watch your back.

by MotherDandy May 23, 2016

slendy dick

The act of forcing your penis into a tight space where the penis would not normally fit. (Not to be mistaken as needle dick)

I was so horny last night, I gave myself slendy dick with a water bottle.

by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016

SPLENDA

A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.

"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"

"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"

by Fairy Godmutha March 1, 2017