Swipe & sniff

When you credit card someone with your hand then make them sniff your hand. Similar to a dirty Sanchez but minus the poo.

"I swipe & sniffed my husband last night after the gym, he did not enjoy it"

by Dirty_KK June 8, 2025

Granny sniff

A soundalike for Granny Smith

Person 1: Hey, look, that guy looks like a granny sniff.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.

by plagiarismbelike January 29, 2024

scratch n' sniff

The process of scratching your butt hole and taking a big ol' sniff.

Dude 1: Ew! Did you just scratch n' sniff?
Dude 2: Sure did. Smelt good too.

by beter68 November 6, 2025

sniff-by

Derived from the word driveby or drive-by, a sniff-by or sniffby is the act of checking the levels of freshness/cleanlyness from someone's smell. Example a parent might pick up their baby and do a sniff-by (especially if wearing a onesie or overalls; no easy view at the diaper's fullness). Parent might do a sniff-by on their teenager's armpit, if a shower was needed or how long of a shower was needed. One might do a sniff-by on someone undies (not for fetishes, but to see if they were having an affair). The smell of latex from a condom, semen drippings, or aftershave from recent grooming.

The stalker's sniff-by went unnoticed in the crowded elevator.

by Jerome0316 May 11, 2019

dongle sniff

Gracie Brown

“Get outta here you dongle sniff”

by 🦹‍♂️ November 30, 2021

Scratch and sniff

doing a line of coke off a man's shaved ass while giving him a reach around.

So me and the boys were having a scratch and sniff they other day......

by Treeseph March 12, 2021

Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.

n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020