piggie snail

A person who is a a complete and total whore. Can also be used for a slut.

Dude! All you can ever think about is vaginas! You're a piggie snail!

by Fluffy Waa February 24, 2017

Rando Snail

A scrub, a random person, a nobody.

Joe - "yo who just joined our lobby?"
Reagan - "I don't know just some rando snail."

by lmfbomaster69 October 5, 2017

rail snail

A person who frequents trains lurking in shadows and bathrooms giving sexual favors to passengers and employees to liven up their travel experiences.

My friend got clap from that rail snail, they sound slow but they strike fast.

Watch out for that rail snail, she’ll derail you!

by _goodbyekitty_ July 2, 2022

slow as snail snot

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010

A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

oregon snail trail

This happens when a girl rides a guy until he comes, and then slides off over his face.

Her oregon snail trail glisted on his nose in the light of dawn.

by muffinstuff April 27, 2006

Apology Snail

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."

"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."

by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016