stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.

Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)

by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011

Slitter

One who slits. This could be by working excessive amounts of time on mtuual fund tax provisions or on any other related slit material.

The person doing the slit work is the slitter.

"Wow, Shaun hasn't easten lunch all week he just works straight through...what a slitter"

"All this guy is does is work, he has no life he's miserable! What a slitter.

by The Slit Master July 28, 2012

scutterer

Hunter of skinless zombies

He took out a shotgun, blasted that skinless zombie in the face, and made himself a scutterer

by jebussaves December 1, 2006

smutter gutter

one who enjoys having pleasures recieved in random uncleanly places.....usually leading to a low self esteem, and offten can be found posted up behind ur local neighborhood dumpsters

Matt: ayo trock...this chickenhead tammy is a real smutter gutter.....she jus slobbd my knob behind tha one stop shop...

by chicknhed September 19, 2009

Stutter Step

Can be stopped with sneaky stripped soft socks

Stop that stutter step!

by babyyouaREAWESOME3284 November 23, 2019

Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009