serviette

Canadian-speak for napkin. usu. white paper pulp.

"Pass me some serviettes, eh? I've got something on my hands."

by shitcharles June 22, 2009

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.

Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."

by That handle is already in use November 24, 2014

servitude

1) Serve action or ownage - "You got served."

2) Slavery, free labor or labor to pay off a debt.

1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.

2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.

by Mike October 12, 2004

Immigration and Naturalization Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.

Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010

self serve

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

by Joe Charger May 8, 2008

serving body

Coming from the gay ball scene in New York, serving body is having a particularly appealing body shape. It is primarily used to refer to drag queens who successfully use tight-fitting or revealing outfits to create a convincing feminine illusion, but was also used in early years to describe fit men before the term entered into the mainstream. Due to the influence of RuPaul's Drag Race star Alyssa Edwards, additional "-ody"s may be added to the end of the phrase for emphasis.

Person 1: "Did you see how tight her tuck was in that swimsuit? And her legs!"
Person 2: "I know, she's serving body-ody-ody tonight!"

by gaydeleuzian June 21, 2018

Christian Server

A place on the interwebs in which one must obey the teaching of lord lil pump and must retain from using profanity or one will face recently decided punishments.

Micheal- “This game is fricking poop”

Dylan- “No swearing on lord pump’s Christian Server. Er no go and have a bath” *kicks Micheal*

by Urmumhasgae February 23, 2018