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Skinny Chicken

Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.

Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.

Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."
by raeb3 August 31, 2017
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Skinny Fishing

Like skinny dipping but on a boat while you're fishing. It's really just fishing naked on a boat.
Dave got a new boat and broke it in by doing some skinny fishing.
by Drew Peanoze October 4, 2023
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save it skinny

OMG yes Gaga I love your ouchfit! Save it skinny!
by yasskwayne April 24, 2017
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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Skinny fishing

When people try to imitate skinny people. Just like cat fishing and black fishing, people try to be perceived a certain way that's different from who they really are.
It's problematic because it reflects shame about being a non-skinny bodytype and reinforces a standard of one rare bodytype.

It's okay to be skinny. But if you are not, that's fine aswell. Be yourself. Thrive. Love yourself.
1. When girls take leg pictures with their hip pushed slightly backwards, in order to have a thigh gap which they usually don't have, that's skinny fishing.
2. Lying on the beach and sucking in your tummy to a point where it gets ridiculously obvious. Nobody is gonna believe you are normally like this, sticking out ribs with a hollow tummy and a blue face yet your bum and legs look perfectly normal. Just breathe, okay?
3. Stretching your pictures for social media or even editing your limbs and waist tiny makes you guilty of skinny fishing. Just be yourself and stop promoting unrealistic ideals. Else you are part of the problem.
by sorryforbeinglatte October 3, 2021
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Night Skinny

When the moon hasn’t eaten all day. most commonly occurs in the beginning of the lunar phase when the moon is in a crescent shape.
Look at how night skinny the moon is
Wow she’s really good!
by clown socks June 13, 2021
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Skinny Pedro

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.
Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.
by CruelParsley October 11, 2019
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