apres ski

Apres ski is when you have just awoken from a nap after shredding all day and you're main intention is to get hammered, dance naked on tables to baywatch theme in clubs and wake up in a confusing location.

Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.
Surrey Snowsports party like animals after a days skiing, their apres ski is legendary.
by flipdazed May 03, 2010
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ski-boarder

From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.

v., Ski-Boarding
My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!

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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
by Shilo January 28, 2005
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ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).
cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok
by Fully19 June 20, 2006
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Ski Mobile

The act of doing a girl doggy style at the top of a staircase then rapidly smaking her arms out from under her and riding her down the stairs.
"Dude, ski mobiling girls is so funny!"
"I have a special kind of ski mobile. Wanna see?"
by CCCUBED April 16, 2008
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Ski Fag

Some by the name of Brent who take huge cock in the butt, and is in love with a girl named Sam.
Did you see Brent sucking dick last night, what a Ski Fag
by Brentis GAy November 24, 2010
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ski-tard

1. a mentally challenged person that practices the sport of down-hill or cross-country skiing
2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck E. cheese's
the unusual person flying down the slope with their tongue flapping in the wind.

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by mcliljohn January 01, 2005
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ski season

the great time of year when your friends parents go off to ski quite far away leaving the house empty for a series of house parties.
Woot woot ski season 05-06!
by muur December 19, 2005
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