alaskan ski pole 

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

alaskan ski pole by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

unicorn ski jacket 

another gay sexual position

"What's this one?"
"A Frog in a unicorn ski jacket."
"Oooh."

unicorn ski jacket by fuckthatha January 11, 2014

shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.

I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!

shit-ski by geek.neo September 12, 2010

qui-ski-diski 

a dick or penis

you can suck my qui-ski-diski!

you want some qui-ski-diski?

qui-ski-diski by qui-ski-diski guy September 27, 2009

Franconia Ski Club 

Sick ski racing program at Cannon Mountain in Franconia, NH. Has some great skiers, and gets top results every year. Trains with Holderness School.

Lets go train slalom on Gary's with Franconia Ski Club. Then we can go hang out in Ernies.

Franconia Ski Club by The Skier May 10, 2007

Mahogany Ski Team 

The art of doing cocaine on a mahogany bar.

Wow, those dudes are buggin from doing so much coke.

Yeah, they're called the Mahogany Ski Team.

Mahogany Ski Team by Bigboy12 November 23, 2018

shot ski 

Taking an old ski and gluing 4 shot glasses to the top, allows for 4 people to take a shot at the same time.

Bottle of Patron and a shot ski makes for a hell of a good time.

shot ski by Roycey March 5, 2008