The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

Sir Balls Alot

A sexy gentleman with large balls.

Well hello, Sir Balls Alot. May I take your coat?

by sirballsalot#1fan August 6, 2011

Sir Elton John

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!

Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time

by Auswatt February 17, 2022

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead

The most awesome person in the world

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead was knighted by the queen of England in the 1800s right after he drank from the fountain of youth. last spotted at Michal Jackson's funeral

by The Sir Gilbert Peakehead July 12, 2010

Sir Mix A Lot

A Sellout who sold his soul to "Jamsters"

"Pick up your phone"

by Alomar January 26, 2005

you sir, are an ass

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!

im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!

by colnel May 23, 2004

puck you sir

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.

by troymikeull October 23, 2011