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loaded shotgun

Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.
"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."
by TFTC November 13, 2011
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American Shotgun Syndrome

American Shogtun Syndrome, more commonly known as "ASS!" is the problem built into many multiplayer games to do with lag. This term was originally coined specifically for First-Person Shooter games, but in time has been used for any multiplayer game with similar problems.

ASS occurs when one user, for example from Europe, plays against an American player on an American server. The American player will be able to walk upto the European player, take aim and shoot them in the face with a shotgun at point-blank range to kill them instantly. The European player, suffering from a higher latency will see the American player where he was a second ago, then simply see this as being killed instantly by a shotgun from around 20 metres away, sometimes around a corner or after scoring a headshot or melee kill on said American player.

At the same time, when a European player tries to get up close, aim and get a shot to the head at point blank range against an american player, they may actaully be shooting at where the American player was a second ago, and either do much reduced damage or miss altogether.

When a player suffers from this occurrence, they are often know to disclaim "ASS!"- as they have fallen victim to the effects of American Shotgun Syndrome.
That guy killed me with his shotgun after I hit him in the face with my plasma sword! ASS!

Ugh, I don't want to play this game, it suffers too much from American Shotgun Syndrome... Yeah, it reeks of ASS.
by Terra Fang November 16, 2011
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shotgun driver

similar to a backseat driver (where someone tries to tell the driver how to drive from the backseat) but instead of the backseat, they criticize your driving from the passenger side seat. a.k.a. shotgun
passenger: turn to the left a little, you're on the white line.
driver: dude, stop being a shotgun driver.
by k-dizzlefosho January 29, 2010
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Double-barrel shotgun

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.
I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.
by Beenshot July 10, 2015
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shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.
I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
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Shotgun-soup

When any members of a particular driver's family, friends, or school mates (including girlfriends and boyfriends) take a moist poop in the passenger seat of said driver's car.
Heather made shotgun-soup in Dave's car, causing them to break up when even bleach would not remove the smell.

See: poop shotgun burger king drive-by
by Frank N. Stien February 18, 2011
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shotgun blast

A hairstyle that's common among obese females. The front and top of the hairstyle is somewhat normal, while the hair on the back of the head is, for some reason, overly spiked out.
Almost all of the fat nurses were sporting the shotgun blast hairstyle.
by n0kx May 16, 2008
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