short bit

A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.

"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"

by from the south July 30, 2019

sharty bae

A different/more appropriate way of saying shawty bae and funnier.

Hi!
Hey sharty bae!

by bark girl 123 February 16, 2021

Short Back And Stompin

Jordan Pickford, the England hero's famous trim. The traditional short back and sides with a Sunderland stomp.

"Hey Jude, seen my new trim? It's short back and stompin"

by JordanPickford July 12, 2021

Daddy Short Legs

The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.

Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.

by Chadian for Life June 6, 2020

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.

Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"

by Johanusburg October 14, 2011