Shlum

1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. /verb/

Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

What a shlum!

He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!

Don't shlum it all up for everyone!

He's a shlum of a man!

by Drewrdyh November 21, 2020

shlompton

Shlompton is what you called your main fuckin dog. Since day 1 shit. Shlomps for short

What’s fucking good shlompton!

by Trent Morgan December 7, 2020

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 24, 2021

Shlurp

A verb invented by Ranboo to replace the words eat or drink when talking about soup.

-“I’m shlurping soup right now”
•”Cool, is it tomato soup?”

by Hex : Depression February 23, 2021

Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Shlimp

An adjective used to describe someone who is cracked af at a specific thing.

“Dude I just killed 10 people”
“Holy shit youre shlimp”

by shlimpman June 15, 2021

Shlimp

A word used to describe someone cracked as fuck.

“Bro i scored a hattrick”
“Goddamn youre shlimp”

by shlimpman June 15, 2021