Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook that is considered "Posting for Dummies."

A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.

by monkeybutt333 September 30, 2010

Shuffle Fart

I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.

PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.

"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....

"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"

by Mobev May 3, 2006

Shuffle off to Buffalo

To go home, leave the party.

Q: Are you going to Shuffle off to Buffalo?
A: Yeah, I'm tired.

by Thrope December 2, 2010

Walton Shuffle

the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.

It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.

by boner March 25, 2003

denver shuffle

A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.

When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.

by patrickmc4 January 10, 2008

catholic shuffle

The act performed by an entity to address charges or allegations of inappropriateness by moving the accused from one place to another.

Did you hear about that Cardinal and what he did, right after it came out he did the catholic shuffle.

by Remedyman March 23, 2010

Kit Kat shuffle

The female art on NON PENATORY masturbation, usually done with four fingers....hence Kit-Kat.

"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"

by Johnny5_Hull January 14, 2008