shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008

Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009

shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009

shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

shjan

1.Big headed, amazing, one to be able to manipulate things to work in his/her favour.
2.crazy,sexy,funny,shy yet outgoing.

Shjan is cocky

by Maori boy December 8, 2013

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014