shitty cock

its when a girl shits on your cock and then you anal her

That bitch just gave me a "shitty cock".

by sambino lec February 21, 2009

Shitty Balls

The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass

(loosening the asshole may be needed)

i love when i get shitty balls :)

by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

shitty shitty bang bang

having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.

A had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang.

by abcdefghi April 23, 2007

Shitty Dick Pop

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off

jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness

by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009

shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010