by gary stangelo February 20, 2004
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A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
by og October 27, 2004
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Semper fi, motherfucker!
by moveinmoveouthandsuphandsdown January 16, 2008
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I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018
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by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006
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Get the Shampagne mug.Another cringe worthy college culture (besides liberal arts, "wokeness", (insert any religious or spiritual books here) Thumping, Participation Trophy, Ideological warfare, cancel culture, performative activism, Battle of GPA {race to the Cum Laude}, sorority and fraternity/Greek society, etc.) when someone is congratulated (semprotulation is a portmanteau of sempro/seminar proposal + congratulations) after his/her/their final assignment/thesis/dissertation proposal was/were accepted
A: Semprotulation bro! You just gone halfway to be graduated, so don't waste your time and get ready when your final assignment/thesis/dissertation were tested!
B: Just stop, it's cringe. Oh, did i mention if you were mansplaining me?
B: Just stop, it's cringe. Oh, did i mention if you were mansplaining me?
by Sir. B May 4, 2021
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