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Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.
(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?
by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018
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Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.
I hit her with the unexpected shark!
by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010
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Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.
That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.
by broneeho February 4, 2015
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mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.
Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.
by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019
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Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.
Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?
by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020
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Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you
Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.
by jsjdw June 10, 2016
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Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
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