sack sampler

One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.

Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.

by Not Slim May 15, 2003

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Shampooed

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampoo the rug

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.

Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.

by Rogercles July 23, 2008

buckshot shampoo

Kurt Cobain's and Ernest Hemingway's method of hair washing. No need to lather, rinse, or repeat.

Courtney was none too happy about Kurt's buckshot shampoo -- until it helped her career.

by JustPlainHateful February 14, 2005

Shampoo Bag

masturbaiting with a plastic bag filled with shampoo

Mike was shampoo Bagging to his sister's ass.

Vince V shoved Mikes shampoo Bag up his ass to check for hemroids.

I cut my chode shampoo bagging to the thought of wades beautiful teeth

by Mr. Donnelly July 31, 2008

Shamps

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

by The corrector August 29, 2013