Shafted

When you become possessed by Dracula through the means of the wizard Shaft.

1. Sorry Maria, I got shafted!

by Richter Belmont 23 March 25, 2019

shaded

Lack of exposure to the world.

Chloe is so shaded. I s'pose that's what happens when you live in Narrabri.

by Cheeseand potato. February 1, 2010

harlem shakedown

Shrugging your shoulders in a way that its like dancing.

Did you see Nick pull the Harlem shakedown at footlocker he got the evil eye from all the workers.

by NickStallsworth December 30, 2006

heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear

OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend

by ely67 December 2, 2007

Shaded

Having great sex with your wife/ girlfriend, after she reads any of the "50 Shades of Grey" books.

Holy shit, when my wife got done reading chapter 5, I got shaded.

by Wbs416 October 14, 2012

Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010